About Karl

I'm Karl, and I'm an acquired taste. I've been an editor for 4 years, a writer for 5 more, and a geek ever since I wrote Pong on my first Atari. I'm married to the perfect woman and we live in the desert.
Website: http://www.redhobo.com
Karl has written 88 articles so far, you can find them below.


Take me home

Raouche Beirut

Just as Robinson Crusoe rediscovered religion, my mother called to chat, and suddenly I felt a little bit better.

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Man vs. kitten

Tiger eyes

When tigers roamed free, we kept our distance. We lived in mud huts, lit fires and sharpened sticks, and prayed that tigers would just leave our miserable little villages alone.

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Grass and kufta

Spoons of spice

Somewhere in my late twenties I joined the Time Out family, and within a year I had built a mental database of cheeses, meats, oils, herbs and plenty of things that I’d never before let into my stomach.

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Deserts ahoy

Camel Silhouette

We’re not built for sudden changes. When my ancestors travelled they spent weeks preparing ropes and mounts; I packed clean shorts into a small bag and walked through metal detector after detector.

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Burned breakfast

Breakfast table

When it comes to playing with food, nothing is more dangerous than ruining a man’s breakfast.

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Monkey seeds revolution

Bull whip

Corporate Lebanon is a repressive, power-hungry world with nary a ray of hope. One monkey fights back!

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Google hates Arabs, and housekeepers?

Americans are not terrorists

Here’s a fun, racist trick someone taught me with Google translate today; totally worth sharing.

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Cats in heat

Bar street

The way cats go about the mating dance leaves little wonder why the species never got around to developing real societies

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Wall of piss

Graffiti, Beirut Art Center

Please and kindly, do not urinate on this wall.

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So long, and thanks for all the Jack

Jack Daniels, Broken

I have it; the answer to our failing economy, our miserable jobs and our national gloom. It’s simple, and has been staring us in the face for a couple of generations.

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We’re married!

Champagne

And that’s where I’ve been for the past few weeks. Thank you for all the notes and Facebook comments, we’re blessed to have you all as friends.

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Emergency edit: How on earth should we do?

Engrish

Before: Original text here. Everbilena Concealer: Light Ecru (Foundation) It paints it on the anxious part and the part that wants to be shown beautifully. When it is made to become familiar beating again repeatedly after it extends it once thinly and crowding, the cover power great does UP. Attention of the use: If something [...]

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Emergency Edit: Dear Loser,[Chris]!!!

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This Emergency Edit comes courtesy of the famous ‘You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.’ Follow the link to hear a dramatic reading of this letter; it’ll help you appreciate my work.

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Love me Dutch

Wedding rings

‘Well, if all else fails, we can always get married.’

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Fat in Beirut

Mouth and nose, plastic wrap

So, three fat women walk into a government office in Beirut; did that sound like the front end of a bad joke? Let me try again.

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Random posts

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  • Little fish: Some 2 million years ago, give or take ten minutes, in a cheery cave in central Africa, an ancestor paused in an unprecedented moment of consideration and regarded his mate.
  • Toon out: Armand Homsi has spent the better part of his life speaking out through cartoons. Known mostly for his contributions to An Nahar, he never shies away from speaking his mind.
  • Arabic soup: Writer and cultural editor of Al Safir, Abbas Beydoun talks about the effect of war on literature and the Lebanese. I think.
  • Whither thou goest: They stared at each other for a long time, him through the mask and her through a wispy cloud of existential angst. Whatever magic they shared was absolutely lost on me.
  • Hi, keefak, ça va?: Writer, publisher, lecture organizer and cultural expert Henri Zoghaib shares his incredible love for Lebanon and enthusiasm for literature.
  • Take me home: Just as Robinson Crusoe rediscovered religion, my mother called to chat, and suddenly I felt a little bit better.
  • Google hates Arabs, and housekeepers?: Here's a fun, racist trick someone taught me with Google translate today; totally worth sharing.
  • My darling valentine: Ask me anytime, and I’ll argue the merits of bachelorhood with the eloquence of Arabian philosophers and the conviction of pack-mules; any time, except around Valentine’s.
  • Kung-fu redhead: Somewhere in the mess of neurological pathways I call Karl (when I'm referring to myself in the psychotic third-person) I've managed to equate affection with violence; in other words, if I enjoy someone’s company, I hurt them.
  • Naked Beirut: Creator of the first Middle Eastern erotic magazine, Joumana Haddad flirts with danger, and danger flirts right back. Ten seconds with her and you'll see why.

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