Chalk please!

Star wars coffee

I know he was being helpful, but I’m neither blind nor stupid; what bothered me the most though, is that I’d actually asked for wine, not wipes.

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Dirty Diana

Lizard on colorful leaves

Our eyes locked and he let out a menacing squeak. I lunged at him, and he was gone before I landed. The hunt was on.

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Got money

Woman on Jeep

Rappers are philosophers, and while we’ve been mining into Confucius and Plato, these young G’s have had the answers to life, the universe and women all along.

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Kung-fu redhead

Painted tattooed legs

Somewhere in the mess of neurological pathways I call Karl (when I’m referring to myself in the psychotic third-person) I’ve managed to equate affection with violence; in other words, if I enjoy someone’s company, I hurt them.

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Whither thou goest

Gas mask wedding

They stared at each other for a long time, him through the mask and her through a wispy cloud of existential angst. Whatever magic they shared was absolutely lost on me.

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The 5 stages of the angsty woman

Red Blur Room

What follows is an accurate transcription, with some clarifying side-notes of the notebook I lived in prior to my summer lit examinations. ’twas a stormy summer night…

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Queen of kings

Foot, shoe

Somewhere in the 19th century, a New Zealander drove the final nail into the patriarchal hierarchy coffin and gave women the right to vote. This is now widely regarded as a very bad move, and women have since plotted to enslave us.

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Chocolate cake

Tattoo wings

The pub was crowded and loud, and there was chocolate involved. I know this because cake was rammed into my mouth before I sat down.

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