Summertime, and the living is, well, strange. Beirut goes through a cotton shortage in the summer, and our poor, underprivileged women have to walk the street with hardly a scrap of clothing to cover their, um, honor. Fret not ladies, for every one of your exposed strolls I guarantee there are half a dozen warm-blooded [...]
I’ve never been much of a rapper, and this is something I now deeply regret. At first glance rap may seem to be something of a grammatical blender. And in the mash-up of words and concepts you might be hard-pressed to believe that there’s an underlying order to the Ebonics, or any sense or reason [...]
Something crashes, something smashes, and something meows in excruciating pain. Two minutes later he walks out victorious, but visibly shaken. He glares at her, and heads into the fridge for a snack.
They stared at each other for a long time, him through the mask and her through a wispy cloud of existential angst. She picked up her bloody Mary and took a sip; whatever magic they seemed to be sharing was absolutely lost on me.
Some 2 million years ago (give or take ten minutes) in a somewhat cheerier cave in central Africa, an ancestor of ours paused in an unprecedented moment of consideration and regarded his prospective mate.
I get the need for social networking; we live in a world larger than our egos and understandably want to shrink it into pocket-sized packets.
Charlotte’s Blog
You You You are getting married!! Mabrouk 
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